A fart has to find the perfect bottom to live in, and it seems to Bart that everyone except him has found their own cheeky chum.
On the advice of Lord Fart, Bart sets out on an important quest. Will he find the perfect rump to trump from, or is he destined to be a solitary stink?
This hilarious tale will leave children laughing so hard, don’t be surprised if something pops out!
Full of rude noises, noxious smells and every type of rear imaginable, Scott Gallagher brings a brilliant array of bottom burps to life in this fabulous story. One thing’s for sure; add Bart the Lonely Fart to your reading list, and bedtime will be anything but boring!
”If it makes my children giggle then it will certainly make me giggle. I feel a cheeky sense of mischief reading it. Sat giggling away with my children is one of the most wonderful moments! Scott managed to capture the innocence and joy of what it means to be little and see the funny side to one of life’s natural wonders!” Kelvin Fletcher, Emerdale and Strictly Come Dancing Winner
“Farts! Not only do they sound funny, but they smell funny too! Never has there been a more fitting tribute to this biological art form.” John Thompson, Cold Feet
“This book made my inner child laugh out loud, who doesnt love a good fart? I may even name mine now. Brilliant from Scott Gallagher!” Shane Nolan (The Nolan Family)