Quite some time ago, before you were born, someone told a story.
The story became a favourite bedtime tale, shared while the little ones were tucked up safe and sound in bed.
Although the story was a tiny bit scary, it was funny too! The little ones would gasp and laugh and snuggle down under their duvets and ask, “Please tell us more?”
They weren’t really scared because they knew it was only a story.
There was no such thing, really.
No such thing…
As the Snark!